"Rumer: I can't believe you married Ashton Kutcher. Demi: I didn't mean to honey, I was Punk'd!"
~Lexa, Fruita, CA
"Mom, don't slip!" Demi: "Don't worry honey I've still got it!"
~Camille, Surf City, CA
"I'll race you down the stairs! First one down gets a new pair of shoes!"
~Henna, Laguna Niguel, CA
"Ummm...what exactly did you put in this!?!"
Lindsay F., Kentucky
"Hmmm, maybe if I try buy clothes that my daughter wears, people will think that I'm younger than I am!"
~ Jane, Rockaway, NJ
"Seriously Rumer, you look like a bag lady! Let's hit some couture shops and get you cleaned up. It's embarrassing!"
~Lynne, Marshfield, MA
"Mom, please don't marry Justin Timberlake next. This is getting embarrassing!"
~Leslie, Fallbrooke, CA
"Rumer? Do I look like a bobble head doll?"
~Lili, Redondo Beach, CA