"Rumer: I can't believe you married Ashton Kutcher. Demi: I didn't mean to honey, I was Punk'd!"
-Lexa, Fruita, CA
"Mom, don't slip!" Demi: "Don't worry honey I've still got it!"
~Camille, Surf City, CA
"I'll race you down the stairs! First one down gets a new pair of shoes!"
~Henna, Laguna Niguel, CA
"Hmm, maybe if I buy the kinds of clothes my daughters wear, people will think I'm younger than I am!"
~ Jane, Rockaway, NJ
"On Angelina this look is HOT! On me? Not so much!"
Latay Smith, TX
"Seriously Rumer, you look like a bag lady! Let's hit some couture shops and get you cleaned up. It's embarrassing!"
~Lynne, Marshfield, MA
"Mom, please don't marry Justin Timberlake next. This is getting embarrassing!"
~Leslie, Fallbrooke, CA