Why me for March 7, 2008

One time, I was trying out for the swim the team. When I got into the locker room, I realized I had forgotten my bathing suit. One of my friends offered to let me borrow one of her extra bathing suits she kept in her locker. I agreed, and slipped into it. So the swim coach is a total hottie, and I had a HUGE crush on him. When it was my turn to show him my dive, I was super nervous. I was surprised when I actually did it perfectly, but when I came up from the water and got out of the pool, all my friends and all the kids that were on the team began to laugh at me. I asked them why they were laughing, and they told me to look down. I screamed when I saw that I was butt-naked, right there in the middle of the auditorium next to the pool!
Melanie